Society

A MAN has warned against any return to the decade from which he benefited enormously.

PARENTS waste six years of their lives getting their children into the f**king car, research has confirmed.

MIDDLE-AGED? Do you sometimes notice that life is less weird than when you were growing up? What happened to these things?

A TODDLER became so distressed about lumps in the socks she was expected to wear that she is in therapy.

A MAN attempting to host a playdate without being aware of its highly complex social nuances has predictably f**ked it right up.

A MIDDLE-CLASS six-year-old not allowed toy weapons has discovered that anything can be a gun if you point it and make the noises.

ON occasion women’s clothing comes with pockets, and some of them are real. Here’s six things they can store.

BRITAIN will only admit migrants who can name all of the actors who played Doctor Who in the correct order, the government has announced.

HELLO. I’m home secretary Priti Patel, and soon I’ll start deporting even the white ones. So are you economically inactive and useless? 

THE parents of two adult siblings have explained that they have to fund the younger one’s unconventional lifestyle because he is more creative.