Society

BRITONS are wondering if applauding the NHS is a genuinely good thing or if they are just pathetically following the herd.

ESSENTIAL workers have expressed happiness and relief that golf courses are open again.

THE UK’s favourite leisure activity is now snitching on other Britons for violating the laws of lockdown in some way.

A COUNTRY forming celebratory conga lines as recently as this weekend has been told to use its innate common sense to figure out lockdown restrictions.

CAPTAIN Tom Moore has asked Britain to sponsor him on his latest charity drive to walk the Inca Trail in Peru.

SCHOOL has been redefined for a generation as one hour plugged into an app followed by five hours in the garden, kids have confirmed.

EVERYONE can clap for the NHS on a Thursday, but how can you show your middle-class support is that bit more select? By banging these.

INCREASINGLY bolder urban foxes are so unafraid of humans they are now openly taking on public roles, it has been revealed.

EVER hated holding a colleague’s new baby? Well, that’s over, and if social distancing is here to stay so are these.

A ROTTWEILER has confirmed that he is going to go out there and sniff so much bottom once this whole crisis is over.