Society

A WOMAN has been forced to visit A&E after her clapping in support of the NHS led to a fractured wrist.

REMEMBER REMEMBER hugs? How innocent they were? Try getting through these non-sexual examples of physical contact without getting horny.

A COUNTRY that has spent the last three-and-a-half years obsessed with freedom is absolutely fine with being locked up until May.

A HOMESCHOOLED child has realised he is both more intelligent and better educated than his clueless cretin parents.

OLD people have requested bored younger people to please f**k off and leave them alone.

THE UK has agreed that days at this point are taking weeks, and weeks are taking entire f**king years.

HUMANITY has been reminded of what’s truly important by COVID-19. Here’s five lessons we’ll forget the moment it’s gone.

PARENTS have confirmed that juggling working from home and educating young children while never going out is just an absolute f**king joy.

IN a move set to cheer millions, a family has decided not to to record any heartwarming viral videos.

A FATHER who has no idea how to teach his kids at home has been consulting old episodes of Grange Hill on YouTube.