Society
A RELAXATION of social distancing will give everyone a social bubble of a maximum ten people they are allowed to see. Which will you regret?
HALF the world is on lockdown, but only in these sceptre’d isles does it manifest like this. Which symptoms are you suffering from?
A GROUP of mums are supporting each other through lockdown by pooling their knowledge about getting high.
THE reopening of Britain’s rubbish tips has seen thousands of people head down there to dispose of a fridge and get wrecked.
A MAN with a fast, noisy car is treating the quiet roads of lockdown like his own personal racetrack.
CHILDREN are learning at least half a dozen offensive words per day during the lockdown.
A MAN making a fuss about wanting the lockdown to end has spent the last six weeks having barbecues with his friends and popping to the shops twice a day.
A SINGLE mother in lockdown with three children has said she is sorry that she won't be coming out of this experience with a new skill.
SELF-DISCIPLINE has gone out of the window during the lockdown, meaning you can get away with indulging bad habits. Try these out for starters.
A TONE-DEAF twat is excitedly sharing how much money he is saving during the lockdown.