Society

IN a move set to cheer millions, a family has decided not to to record any heartwarming viral videos.

A FATHER who has no idea how to teach his kids at home has been consulting old episodes of Grange Hill on YouTube.

THE men of Sunderland have assured the UK of their absolute compliance when it comes to social distancing.

THERE’S no lockdown on passive-aggressive one-upmanship, so here’s how to outdo the Joneses without leaving the house.

A MAN has verbally abused a small group of ducks in his local park for flouting coronavirus lockdown rules.

EXPERTS have warned that Britain may be under partial lockdown for the next six months. Here’s how it will go.

NO, not just ‘I can’t shake this cough’ – here are the other once-innocent phrases that now fill you with terror.

WE'RE all aware that COVID-19 is bad, but some morons believe it has appeared ‘for a reason’. Prepare yourself for an argument with these people by learning about their idiotic theories.

YOUR next door neighbours have become more annoying now you are locked down next to them, experts have confirmed. 

BRITAIN’S idiots are beginning to realise that cheap paper for wiping your bottom is not a valuable commodity like gold or diamonds.