Society

CONSPIRACY theorists have finally been convinced there is no secret society running everything because no-one could possibly believe any of this was orchestrated.

THE RESIDENT of the flat next door likes the song that goes 'dun dun dun, dun-dun dun-dun dun dun’ so much she is playing it over and over again.

A SOLID gold South American idol, lost for 1,600 years, has been found unexpectedly in the self-service bagging area of a Swindon Tesco.

A BABY is enjoying its first few days on earth with absolutely no clue of the havoc it has wreaked on its mother's body and mind.

52 per cent of the UK does not believe the moon landings happened, and that is not the first time that number has made headlines recently.

BRITAIN’S reduced economic growth forecast means the whole concept is probably bollocks, Brexit supporters have explained.

THE vast majority of the UK’s ‘banter’ fails to meet basic levels of pithiness, experts have revealed.

THERESA May has launched a brutal crackdown on people who steal toilet rolls from their employers.

WORKING class families are now eating Vienetta for dessert, it has been revealed.

EVERYTHING is falling apart so you should get a head start on your looting, experts have confirmed.