Society

A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.

A WOMAN is always available to listen to her friends’ problems and give them spectacularly shit advice.

A RETIRED couple spent three days on a coach because that is their twisted idea of fun.

A TATTOO claiming ‘Only God can judge me’ has been proved wrong by a district judge.

A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.

FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.

A PROMISING three-month relationship ended when a man and woman made the bed together for the first time.

A MUM has reacted with shock and disgust to a photo that everyone else realised was a hoax 16 years ago, it has emerged.

A TOURIST claims his rucksack acted independently when it smashed into the faces of fellow passengers on a crowded train.

A NIGHTMARE psycho bitch won’t let her boyfriend get hammered every night, his friends have confirmed.