Society

A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.

A MAN has won plaudits for looking after his daughter for a whole afternoon without supervision from his wife.

A MAN from Tyneside who sounds like Tom Hiddlestone has left his new London workmates baffled and frustrated.

A MAN visiting London stupidly believed a night out in the West End would be enjoyable.

A CHILD’S first birthday was marked by his parents going out for a meal, they confirmed.

A WOMAN has caused concern among her friends by deleting Facebook from her phone without making a big deal out if it

NORTHERN parents are furious with their son for throwing a used teabag straight in the bin instead of showing it the proper respect.

THE only people who support the monarchy are rather strange with a lot of time on their hands, it has emerged.

MUMS have renewed their pledge to keep phoning with news about people you didn’t really know at school.

PEOPLE who are upbeat in the morning have extremely low intelligence, it has been confirmed.