Society

TWO single people having lunch together are unsure if they are on some sort of date.

A MAN has kicked a football with sufficient accuracy back to a group of lads in the park, giving him his happiest moment in years.

A WOMAN who received 188 Facebook likes for a picture of her new haircut knows that most of them were out of sympathy, it has emerged.

A MAN has started burning random crap in his garden again, his neighbours have confirmed.

A MAN who has chosen his brother as best man for his upcoming wedding has been told to go back and make a proper decision.

ADULTS have been urged to unlock their full potential by finding their 'inner grown up'.

MORTARBOARDS have joined ‘ideas’ and 'the past' on a list of things that students should be afraid of.

A MAN has gone on a three-day bender to reward himself for a relatively small life achievement, it has emerged.

A WOMAN is convinced there is life after death but without the unfashionable Christian elements, she has revealed.

BRITAIN’S indigenous mugs are being wiped out by the larger and more aggressive Sports Direct mugs.