Society

‘CHEESE rolling’ participants in Gloucestershire are furious after discovering that cheese can simply be purchased from a shop.

A STAIR gate has proved to be a successful barrier to a baby, a pet dog and a grandmother.

A WOMAN has been ejected from a bar for not caring about the 400 different brands of gin on offer.

A MIDLANDS woman has outraged friends and neighbours by having a barbecue without any man being in attendance.

A MAN is concerned that his girlfriend’s best friend has stopped liking his status updates on Facebook.

A FAMILY that appears ready for an outdoor weekend is actually going to spend it at an out-of-town entertainment complex, it has been confirmed.

FOUR in five couples would like to end their co-dependent relationship with another couple, it has emerged.

THE overall quality of children's cartwheels is very poor despite what they think, it has emerged.

A FLAT in London is affordable due to being visible only with a microscope, it has emerged.

TWO single people having lunch together are unsure if they are on some sort of date.