Society

A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.

FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.

A PROMISING three-month relationship ended when a man and woman made the bed together for the first time.

A MUM has reacted with shock and disgust to a photo that everyone else realised was a hoax 16 years ago, it has emerged.

A TOURIST claims his rucksack acted independently when it smashed into the faces of fellow passengers on a crowded train.

A NIGHTMARE psycho bitch won’t let her boyfriend get hammered every night, his friends have confirmed.

A COUPLE who met in a pub are telling everyone they got together online so as not to seem like social misfits.

A TRAIN strike has left commuters with about the same chance of getting to work as usual.

A WOMAN has made sure to mention that she'll be on holiday when answering a friends event invite on Facebook.

A 22-YEAR-OLD man who first heard about blue British passports in today’s Sun is now demanding one as his patriotic right.