Society

A BEAUTIFUL woman is to continue being annoying because everyone will still be nice to her.

A WOMAN who claims she didn’t even notice when she skipped a meal has made sure to tell everyone about it.

NOBODY wants something posted on their Facebook timeline that could have been put in a message, it has been confirmed.

A CAT owner believes her pet discriminates between different flavours of meat chunks.

A MAN has called in sick today so he can properly enjoy the mountain of roast lamb and vegetables in his fridge.

A MAN has tried to just play it cool after drinking from a can that had been used as an ashtray.

A WOMAN has unveiled her new middle class status by eating crisps from a bowl.

A FATHER-OF-TWO has told his children that instead of a novelty tie or beer mug he would prefer the cash equivalent this Father’s Day.

A REGULAR commuter to central London has outraged her partner by planning to return to the city tomorrow for leisure purposes.

A WOMAN has expressed dismay after the news that she is having her fourth baby only got 36 ‘likes' on Facebook.