Society

A PARTY has ended in humiliation for the host after a much better musician picked up his guitar.

A WOMAN who claimed to take a controversial position to stimulate debate is actually just annoying, it has been confirmed.

PEOPLE renting out properties on Gumtree are to be made to take a test to determine whether not they are maniacs.

A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.

A 16-YEAR-OLD girl managed to fool bar staff that she was of legal drinking age by ordering a Campari and soda.

A RECENTLY-DUMPED man is not sure why being ‘too nice’ was such a problem.

THE owner of a character-filled 1960s car is desperate for one that is comfortable and does not constantly break down, he has revealed.

AN ASPIRING musician has discovered that his fall-back career option of setting up a world-renowned record label is only marginally less impossible.

AN AWFUL, depressing evening out has been immortalised in a cheerful group photo.

BRITONS have demanded another important issue to vote on without much thought for the consequences.