Society

PEOPLE who moan are far less annoying than those who boast, it has been claimed.

A KNOW-IT-ALL who thought a ready meal would be so simple he wouldn't need instructions has had to fish the box out of the bin.

A MAN who will spend the entire summer mistaking the contemptuous stares of strangers for admiration has already got his diablo out, it has emerged.

A TODDLER threw a tantrum purely because he is a little bastard, it has emerged.

A MAN who wants to get back at everyone from school has surprised no-one by joining the police.

‘MILLENNIALS’ are the least fortunate generation in recent history apart from the ones who got conscripted, it has been claimed.

A 21-YEAR-OLD barman looks up to his 24-year-old counterpart like he's some sort of guru, it has been confirmed.

AN office worker has unveiled plans for a ground breaking skive while her boss is away this week.

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman thinks her cat might be ‘the one’, it has emerged.

A MAN is planning to carefully assess the risks and benefits of Britain leaving the EU then just vote on the basis of not liking immigrants, he has announced.