Society

A MAN in an uncharacteristically buoyant mood is unable to tell his colleagues it is due to having scored two grams of cocaine for the weekend.

A MAN who has been waiting for his Argos purchase for more than 15 minutes is being arbitrarily detained in violation of his human rights, the UN has ruled.

INFLATION remains stable as long as you ignore all the things that have gone up enormously, experts have confirmed.

FACEBOOK’S celebration of friendship has led to a surge in bitter hatred.

AN open mic night in a pub has been ruined by every single person who performed at it.

THE happiest places in the UK are on the verge of not being in it, it has emerged.

MOTHERS on Facebook have been sharing pictures of the porky little things that came out of their fannies.

A FIVE-YEAR-OLD has explained how he wants to be a policeman who sits in a large office coming up with initiatives like ‘crime reduction partnerships’.

A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn't really use it is lying out of his arse.

A LOVING couple have reached the point in their relationship that they can tell each other to ‘f**k off' without causing any offence.