Society

A 21-YEAR-OLD barman looks up to his 24-year-old counterpart like he's some sort of guru, it has been confirmed.

AN office worker has unveiled plans for a ground breaking skive while her boss is away this week.

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman thinks her cat might be ‘the one’, it has emerged.

A MAN is planning to carefully assess the risks and benefits of Britain leaving the EU then just vote on the basis of not liking immigrants, he has announced.

BUS lanes mean that Soviet Russia is still alive and well in Britain today, a motorist has claimed.

MEN called Robert believe they are better than other men because they can be called Rob, Robbie or even Bob.

MOTHERS cannot wait to find out what cheap, lazy attempt at thanks they will receive from their children on Sunday.

A HOMELESS man has confirmed that jokes about his Rolls Royce, 40-room mansion and millionaire status make living on the streets so much easier.

A MAN who judges women entirely on their physical appearance is furious that they judge men on their wealth.

A MAN’S simple-minded ignorance has left him convinced that everything from teaching to programming a computer is easy.