Society

PEOPLE campaigning for Britain to leave the EU privately hope the country stays in so they can keep bitching about it.

A CYCLIST with a helmet camera has vowed to bring justice to the roads in the uncompromising style of Judge Dredd, it has emerged.

THE overall cost of raising children means that the fun bits of parenthood cost over £1,200 per hour, it has emerged.

A WOMAN’S bathroom cabinet is brimful of distilled, cleansing, pointless lotions.

PROPER grown-up humans have no idea why a celebrity has deleted his Twitter account.

THE purchase of an expensive European lager was ruined by being served in a normal pint glass.

MEN across Britain have begun their grim annual duty of buying flowers.

A TWO-YEAR-OLD'S parents are discouraging him from thinking of binmen, postmen or men driving big diggers as role models.

AN ATTRACTIVE woman has been marked as an alpha male’s property with a territorial Valentine’s bouquet.

A WOMAN has pledged to abstain from Christianity for forty days, it has emerged.