Society

A WOMAN who works from home has found a great article on the internet about how to stop procrastinating.

A RECENTLY-DUMPED man plans to save money by giving his ex-girlfriend's gifts to family members.

A SERIAL complainer is hoping to find something wrong with a second-hand item purchased from the internet.

WOMEN both with and without make-up have confirmed that any man who tells them not to wear it can piss off.

AREAS of London are effectively no-go zones unless you know about specialist coffee, it has emerged.

BRITONS are coldly assessing the value of friends and relatives to decide what quality of Christmas card they should receive, it has emerged.

THE UK now has 36,402,339 different social classes, all of which can be detected and categorised in a face-to-face meeting in less than a minute.

A MAN has argued that his grey jumper counts as a Christmas jumper because that is what Christmas feels like.

A MAN who prides himself on being able to detect ‘bullshit’ believes some incredibly stupid things.

A FAMILY was stupidly optimistic about being able to keep themselves entertained without electricity, it has emerged.