Society

FACEBOOK’S celebration of friendship has led to a surge in bitter hatred.

AN open mic night in a pub has been ruined by every single person who performed at it.

THE happiest places in the UK are on the verge of not being in it, it has emerged.

MOTHERS on Facebook have been sharing pictures of the porky little things that came out of their fannies.

A FIVE-YEAR-OLD has explained how he wants to be a policeman who sits in a large office coming up with initiatives like ‘crime reduction partnerships’.

A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn't really use it is lying out of his arse.

A LOVING couple have reached the point in their relationship that they can tell each other to ‘f**k off' without causing any offence.

A MAN took charge of a pub’s wood-burning stove despite not working there or being a regular, it has emerged.

THE owner of a folding bicycle has narrowly survived after attempting to overtake a cyclist with normal-sized wheels.

PUBS are surrounded by hordes of desperate, angry Dry January participants.