Society

FOURTEEN people have been injured by a man's attempt to wrap Christmas presents.

A DANGEROUS local thug is confusing people by wearing a Santa hat and being less threatening, it has emerged.

A MAN has borrowed a DVD from his friend knowing full well he will never return it.

DRINKING alone does not deserve its bad reputation, according to solo drinkers already on their second bottle of wine.

A PUB quiz team treated the event as if it were lighthearted fun, it has emerged.

BRITAIN’S rail companies have declared all out war on anyone travelling at Christmas.

A VISIONARY who has seen through all the sentimental dressing to the cold, capitalist heart of Christmas is telling everyone to wake up.

BRITONS are gearing up to paying no attention whatsoever to large bowls of nuts.

BAILIFFS have repossessed a graduate on the grounds that he will never earn enough to repay his student loan, it has emerged.

A SECRET Santa gift has terrified the recipient by being so thoughtfully chosen it suggests someone in the office knows the real her.