Society

24 PEOPLE have been hospitalised by an ignorant person's wheelie case.

THE majority of firefighters are pretty average looking, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who dress their infant children in designer clothes are unimaginably awful, it has been confirmed.

A DINNER party host has explained how a bland meal took a ridiculous amount of time to cook.

A MAN who tried to help someone has been comprehensively mocked and criticised for it.

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has coloured in a book of pictures, then had a moment of clarity and burned it.

THE world’s wealthiest one per cent also have most of the dark, messed-up secrets, it has emerged.

A COUPLE are baffled as to why their three-year-old child did not enjoy a trip to the pub.

APPROXIMATELY 500,000 six-year-olds are being taught in a single class by a harassed and distracted teacher.

EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.