Society
A MAN who has made large holes in his ears is absolutely desperate for your approval.
BRITAIN’S dads are constantly doing unnecessary things to their cars, it has emerged.
ENGLISH Guardian readers are pretending to like Scottish culture, food and drinking habits.
ALCOHOL remains the laziest possible birthday gift that is sincerely appreciated, the UK has confirmed.
24 PEOPLE have been hospitalised by an ignorant person's wheelie case.
THE majority of firefighters are pretty average looking, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who dress their infant children in designer clothes are unimaginably awful, it has been confirmed.
A DINNER party host has explained how a bland meal took a ridiculous amount of time to cook.
A MAN who tried to help someone has been comprehensively mocked and criticised for it.
A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has coloured in a book of pictures, then had a moment of clarity and burned it.