Society

COLLEAGUES of Tom Logan believe his recent unusual behaviour maybe his attempt to flirt with a woman.

SCHOOLS are struggling to fill teaching posts because the job involves being in the same room as children.

A WRETCHED group of last year’s Christmas shoppers has been found wandering London’s Westfield centre.

A 28-YEAR-OLD woman has asked how many more years she has to spend pretending to like nightclubs.

WEARING denim can ward off old age and even prevent death altogether, it has emerged.

A DEPRESSED FHM reader has passed up the opportunity to ignite his anal gas, it has emerged.

A 38-YEAR-OLD Muslim working as a land surveyor in Northampton has been asked how he plans to stop ISIS.

THE Oxford English Dictionary has declared the ‘tears of joy emoji’ as Word of the Year before telling Britain to go f**k itself.

THE best place for the ‘Northern Powerhouse’ scheme is probably in London after all, the government has announced.

AMATEUR runners have their own rigid class system, it has emerged.