Society

BRITAIN’S dads are constantly doing unnecessary things to their cars, it has emerged.

ENGLISH Guardian readers are pretending to like Scottish culture, food and drinking habits.

ALCOHOL remains the laziest possible birthday gift that is sincerely appreciated, the UK has confirmed.

24 PEOPLE have been hospitalised by an ignorant person's wheelie case.

THE majority of firefighters are pretty average looking, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who dress their infant children in designer clothes are unimaginably awful, it has been confirmed.

A DINNER party host has explained how a bland meal took a ridiculous amount of time to cook.

A MAN who tried to help someone has been comprehensively mocked and criticised for it.

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has coloured in a book of pictures, then had a moment of clarity and burned it.

THE world’s wealthiest one per cent also have most of the dark, messed-up secrets, it has emerged.