Society

YOUR friend’s new flat is nice, for London.

A NICE family is going to ludicrous lengths to ensure Halloween is safe, healthy and educational.

PEOPLE from Wolverhampton have reassured everyone that they are perfectly happy despite their accents.

A COUPLE believe that their rows are better than other people's arguments.

A MAN who got a B in GSCE Spanish has taken charge of ordering for his date in La Tasca.

MISOGYNISTS will be required to get consent before boring people with their predictable anti-women opinions, the government has announced.

A GARAGE is charging more than 800 times the true value of its mechanics’ time and expertise, it has emerged.

A PROMISING sexual encounter between a man and two women has turned into a logistical nightmare.

UK properties could soon be only way out of reach from first time buyers as opposed to a preposterous fantasy in the mind of a lunatic.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD boy is collecting Moshi Monsters or football stickers or some other thing no adult wants to know about.