Society

PEOPLE with nothing in their lives but their own incessant whining have smiled inwardly as shops start wheeling out Christmas tat.

A MAN is wondering why he chooses to spend his time doing horrible things with the worst people in the world.

A 25-YEAR-OLD man was applying for a job as ‘unskilled labourer’ when he realised he did not meet the criteria.

BRITAIN’S infants will finally be made to pay for causing the budget deficit in the wake of the 2008 financial crash.

PEOPLE whose middle class lifestyles are easy targets for snide humour have attempted to turn the tables.

BRITONS are talking about ‘brunch’ without getting the piss ripped out of them, it has emerged.

CAR drivers are to dress in helmets and flameproof overalls in a move inspired by the high-tech racing attire of cyclists.

A MAN who met an attractive girl at Bestival has taken the casual approach by launching a massive online search for her details.

A MIDDLE-CLASS fresher has admitted experimenting with a version of West Indian patois in an attempt to look cool.

THE term 'for a generation' must be used for any vague but long-sounding period of time, experts have confirmed.