Society

THE public has demanded to know which intelligence agency Milk Tray man works for and why he is covertly delivering chocolates.

SOME builders have been accused of turning up when they said they would.

A MAN has ruined a lovely weekend with his girlfriend after answering a question truthfully.

THE Privy Council has become a topic of conversation for the first time in almost 400 years.

A SUPERMARKET delivery driver is wondering why you can’t get your fat arse to a shop.

AN office worker’s collection of amusing desk ornaments hides his sly, toadying personality, it has emerged.

A COUPLE'S forthcoming wedding has a whole f**king website devoted to it.

THE problem of truancy has been solved by making it into a qualification.

ORDINARY people trying to fight each other don’t look cool like in films, it has been confirmed.

A MARKETING manager is staying in the office until 7pm every night to imagine the illicit thrill of having an affair.