Society

WOMEN have confirmed that nothing gets them hotter than men vigorously criticising the music they listen to.

BRITAIN is today mourning one of the tiny handful of people in the country who had genuine knowledge and insight about an actual thing.

THE purchase of a wood burning stove means that a middle class man's life is no longer superficial.

PARENTS have been warned about audiophiles targeting young people for dull chats about hi-fi.

SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a 'vege-wife' without being labelled insane.

CHILDREN'S love of Halloween proves that they are innately evil, it has been claimed.

ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.

FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.

BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.

THE headteacher of a free school has denied it over-emphasises superpowers.