Society

ADULT skateboarders have been urged to stop pretending a plank on wheels can get them from A to B.

31-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has discovered he enjoys women's buttocks from a feminist perspective.

BRITAIN has welcomed Alastair Campbell’s apology for destroying journalism.

THE media has expressed grief at the death of the last Briton capable of being shocked by newspaper articles and TV programmes.

A NEW book showcases the side-splitting exam mistakes that have ended the hopes and dreams of children.

WOMEN have confirmed that nothing gets them hotter than men vigorously criticising the music they listen to.

BRITAIN is today mourning one of the tiny handful of people in the country who had genuine knowledge and insight about an actual thing.

THE purchase of a wood burning stove means that a middle class man's life is no longer superficial.

PARENTS have been warned about audiophiles targeting young people for dull chats about hi-fi.

SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a 'vege-wife' without being labelled insane.