Society

Young people just going to change pension age back later

YOUNG people have announced plans to lower the pension age by several decades once they are in charge.

Motorists lose badge of superiority to cyclists

THE abolition of tax discs has left drivers without physical evidence of paying something that cyclists don't.

Black Friday and Cyber Monday followed by Broke On Arse Thursday

MILLIONS of consumers are regretting their actions on the brokest day of the year.

Methamphetamine is top Christmas gift

A PRE-CHRISTMAS rush on crystal meth has left dealers unable to cope with demand.

Workers' carrot to remain slightly out of reach

GEORGE Osborne has announced that the carrot you want will remain tantalisingly beyond your grasp for a little longer.

Rich people ‘a bunch of freaks’

ALL rich people are total freaks, experts have confirmed.

Parents warned to stop calling their children Lily or Jack

BRITISH parents' desire to give all children the name Jack or Lily could have sociological repercussions, experts have warned.

UK pupils maintain respectful distance from future Chinese employers

BRITAIN’S school pupils are allowing Chinese children to beat them in every academic subject in order to ensure a harmonious future workplace.

'National treasure' status granted to pretty much everyone

ANYONE who has appeared in the media is now a national treasure, it has been confirmed.

Daley’s sexuality not remotely important, says Clare Balding’s gran

TOM Daley’s sexuality is not a particularly big deal for society or diving, Clare Balding’s gran has confirmed.