Society

A PROVINCIAL businessman acting school is grooming the next generation of training video and local cinema advert stars.  

THE government is being encouraged to use speed cameras as a revenue stream, because that would be better than paying tax.

BRITAIN'S gyms have again become places of calm and spirituality, undisturbed by the general public.

ELECTRICAL goods specialist Maplin is a front for cottaging, it has emerged.

AVOID ever going outside, experts have warned.

A MAN who had a near-death experience has returned with a refreshingly detailed account of the afterlife.

PROVINCIAL cities have hailed the capital’s boom in knobhead jobs as the best thing that's ever happened to them.

MEN who believe they are alpha males are deluded, it has emerged.

INDIVIDUALS who achieve useful things have no interest in looking or smelling good, it has been confirmed.

LONDON’S Victoria tube line is once again full of people whose lives are solidifying slowly into a large grey slab.