Society

SAS recruitment problems may leave Britain's idiots with nothing to read on holiday, experts have warned.

THE UK's employees aren't going to be doing a lot this week, they have announced.

ALMOST one thousand Anglicans are to mark Easter by making a slight adaptation to their voodoo.

A CAMERAMAN faces legal action after failing to make a wedding look better than it actually was.

LONELY individuals seeking love online are being exploited by people who pretend to have funny little ways about them, it has emerged.

VISITORS to churches have been banned from photographing choristers unless they pay a sum based on the boy's prettiness.

IT could be at least three days before motorists can return to pondering suicide on the M1, officials have warned.

EVERYTHING about Jacob's Creek is perfect, a survey has confirmed.

TWO lesbians who kissed in a pub were offered a free bottle of white wine in a bid to crank things up a notch.

BRITAIN'S attractive future queen could generate valuable revenue by offering discreet personal services, experts have claimed.