Society

THE arrival of televisions that can spy on you means Britain is now a fully-qualified dystopia.

THE new 45p tax rate is 10 percent easier to avoid than the 50p rate, experts have confirmed.

DENNIS Waterman has provoked a furious debate about exactly how shit Minder actually was.

TELEVISED entertainment is mostly for clever people and snobs, it has been claimed.

TAXPAYERS are to receive a detailed breakdown of how their money was spent that is indvidually tailored to their cretinous world view.

SHOPS will be available for looting during the Olympics 24 hours a day, including Sundays.

A MAN who led a thing that doesn't matter for 10 years has become bored of it.

YOUR mother's love for you is unbreakable and so you do not have to spend a lot this Sunday, experts have confirmed.

TODAY is my last day at the Empire.

IF there are more than two people in a queue, tear gas should be used without mercy, according to a new report.