Society

EXPECTANT mothers frequenting high street coffee shops risk passing on Italian traits to their unborn children, it has been claimed.

THE BBC has issued an apology after comments by Jeremy Clarkson made it possible for Piers Morgan to appear relatively human.

RESEARCHERS into the phenomenon of tiny dog ownership have been unable to fathom why you would want one of those things in your house.

THE tidal wave of woe sweeping the UK is such that ordinary, sane adults are actually quite looking forward to Christmas.

BRITAIN was trapped in a 'death spiral' of infinite complaints last night.

ALASTAIR Campbell is exactly the same as a tabloid newspaper, experts have confirmed.

BRITAIN'S public sector workers have been allowed out on strike today as long as they are home before it gets too dark.

THAT pissed bird on that video, right, was like totally spot on, wun't she, it was confirmed last night.

FATHER Christmas is dead because of massive skull damage inflicted by hooves, according to a new television commercial aimed at children.

A REPORT into obesity has been condemned as 'incredibly rude' after calling British women fat.