Work

A MAN has abandoned his plan to work hard and is instead focusing on having successful friends.

AN OFFICE has been compared to a family where everyone detests each other and fights all the time.

SHOP assistants who are friendly are just doing their jobs and do not desperately fancy their customers, men have been told.

AN office is in meltdown because the one member of staff who understands how everything works has taken the day off.

BEING back at work is a welcome break from four days of weird relatives and children’s nonsense, it has been confirmed.

CLAIMS that pay rises are not keeping pace with inflation has baffled the majority of Britons who have no idea what a pay rise is.

A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.