Politics Headlines

YOUNGER voters associate the Conservatives with prickish behaviour, according to new research.

MILLIONAIRE Paul Sykes has followed up his pledge to fund UKIP with more outlandish and pointless spending.

THE Work and Pensions Secretary is to spend the next 4,570 nights stacking shelves at Poundland.

THE Prime Minister has admitted that 60% of his cabinet are immigrants from Eastern Europe.

ED Miliband has revealed that his father loved Britain but disliked David Miliband intensely.

THE prime minister has announced £10 billion in groundbreaking legacy projects that will fail massively when someone else is in charge.

FORMER cabinet minister Chris Huhne has been forced to admit he is basically a modern day Christ.

THE coalition parties have returned £520,000 to which they had helped themselves, insisting they had honestly not realised how bad it would look.

THE London Crossrail project could soon uncover the pit Boris Johnson uses to dispose of his enemies, it has been claimed.