Politics

THERESA May told colleagues she has had a wonderful 2017 and there is not one single thing she would do differently.

HAVE you ever wished you could spend Christmas with Diane Abbott, Iain Duncan Smith or better yet both?

THERESA May’s last remaining ally in cabinet is an imaginary rat called Bixby that wears a hat, she has confirmed.  

LABOUR’S Brexit strategy mainly consists of not upsetting angry Northern men like the ones on Question Time, senior MPs have revealed.

THERESA May is head-and-shoulders ahead of rivals in the competition to be Britain’s most ironic prime minister ever, historians believe.  

BRUSSELS officials have comforted Theresa May by reminding her they care no more about her stupid Commons defeat than they did about her idiot election.

BRITONS have agreed that a visit from American's evil president next year could actually be the thing that reunites their divided nation.

THERESA May has confirmed the Brexit negotiations continue to be a ‘gigantic sea of piss’.

THE UK has achieved a significant breakthrough in the process of being done hard by the EU, and can now move to being properly shafted.

REMAINERS have confessed that they are thoroughly enjoying the humiliating collapse of Brexit and cannot wait to see what happens next.