Politics

GEORGE Osborne has refused to discuss how much wants to take from the poor to give to the rich because it is his ‘private business’.

THE annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women on Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘hostile group’ list has been leaked to the media.

JEREMY Corbyn ignored a leprechaun’s offer of a huge amount of free gold, it has emerged.

IAIN Duncan Smith is today trying desperately to drown out the voices in his head and avoid seeing himself in a mirror.

IAIN Duncan Smith would have resigned over benefit cuts last year, but got distracted by ‘stuff’.

DAVID Cameron’s government is in crisis after losing its most popular member.

GEORGE Osborne has said some things but you are more interested in what it would feel like to belt him, it has emerged.

THE past three years have been a decadent boom era that must now end, the chancellor has declared.

THE health secretary has wept for all the patients left to suffer ingrowing toenails by the selfishness of junior doctors. 

THE Conservative Party is continuing to pretend Brexit has not left it completely and utterly fucked.