Politics

TORY MPs say that dating a woman who is not a dominatrix is virtually impossible.

NICK Clegg has made public his Sainsbury's Nectar account in a bid for transparency over his finances.

DAVID Cameron has chosen to avoid an £80,000 tax bill instead of a shabby and humiliating end to his career.

JEREMY Corbyn is finally starting to like being Labour leader.

THE prime minister has admitted making £80,000 from importing heroin but that it ended well before the 2010 election.

DAVID Cameron’s son Arthur is grown-up enough for a fatherly chat about offshore holdings, it has emerged.

AFTER successfully crying over a sad thing, Iain Duncan Smith has announced plans to try other human emotions.

DAVID Cameron would prefer if Britain went back to talking about his romantic liaison with a dead pig.

NIGEL Farage is still out there, talking a lot of shit, Britain has been reminded.

THE business secretary has confirmed that being dependent on China for steel, energy and all other products is a flawless long-term plan.