Politics

THE government has urged the House of Lords to act less democratically, or possibly more so.

THE chancellor is confident that poor families will not realise that cuts to tax credits have drastically reduced their income.

JEREMY Corbyn faced fresh humiliation yesterday after 35 MPs had a different lunch to him.

THE campaign to keep Britain in the EU is just a photo of Nigel Farage drinking some beer.

YOUNG voters are angry about being stereotyped as tolerant and liberal, it has emerged.

BULLIED young Conservatives have bonded over a shared desire to target their fellow Godforsaken wretches.

THE government is to build 200,000 second houses to help homeowners onto the buy-to-let ladder.

MIDDLE England has admitted the Tories are the baddies in a film, just like those lefties always claimed.

GEORGE Osborne has thanked the TaxPayers’ Alliance for its dead pensioners idea, but stressed he is ‘at least five moves ahead of them’.

THE Conservatives have chosen a statue of the Duke of Wellington riding a horse as their candidate for Mayor of London.