Politics

DAVID Cameron has decisively moved a Post-it note reading “Action on Syria?!?” to eye-level on his fridge door.

CHILD poverty was created by Lionel Bart for the 1968 musical Oliver!, the work and pensions secretary has claimed.

GEORGE Osborne has told anti-austerity protestors to knock themselves out when it comes to marching.

JEREMY Corbyn is fighting to secure the 35 nominations he needs to fail in his leadership bid.

THE Labour Party is rebranding itself with the phrase that is used by its voters.

A SAD-LOOKING poster asking people to vote Green is still up in the window of a house.

DAVID Cameron is genuinely shocked at the speed at which he has become a lame duck continually undermined by Tory Eurosceptics.

SCOTLAND is still not as angry as it could be, Nicola Sturgeon has claimed.

LABOUR'S leadership candidates will be tested on their ability to eat some chewy meat between two slices of bread.

BRITISH tourists on the Greek island of Kos are having their holidays spoiled by refugees' stubborn desire to live.