Politics

DAVID Cameron has been spotted leaving the home of popular ribald comic Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown in the early hours of the morning.

WHEN Ed Miliband stumbled on his dismount from the Question Time podium last night, he threw away Labour's election hopes.

The Prime Minister has offered to delay the general election for five years to give voters chance to make up their minds.

BRITAIN’S under-25s said Ed Miliband’s attempt to connect with them via Russell Brand is wrong in every possible way.

A SENIOR Lib Dem has revealed the Tories do not like welfare spending and want to cut it.

DAVID Cameron is to make tax rises illegal so he can get sent to prison and make contacts in the underworld.

ED Miliband attends a weekly seance at the home of Russell Brand, it has emerged.

ONE thousand of the UK's leading love cheats have urged Britain to vote Tory in a letter to Take a Break.

THE Conservatives and Labour have unveiled Boris Johnson as their secret weapon.

THE union between England and Scotland is stupid and wrong, David Cameron has finally admitted.