Politics

DAVID Cameron is to make tax rises illegal so he can get sent to prison and make contacts in the underworld.

ED Miliband attends a weekly seance at the home of Russell Brand, it has emerged.

ONE thousand of the UK's leading love cheats have urged Britain to vote Tory in a letter to Take a Break.

THE Conservatives and Labour have unveiled Boris Johnson as their secret weapon.

THE union between England and Scotland is stupid and wrong, David Cameron has finally admitted.

ED Miliband has consolidated his polling lead among people who are legally children.

DAVID Cameron has urged England’s xenophobes to focus on Scottish people.

FORMER prime minister John Major has claimed the SNP is like Edwina Currie, but in a bad way.

SELF-SATISFIED Steiner couples are totally behind the Green Party, it has emerged.

SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has set out her plans for the entire universe.