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Scots will get constitutional right to blame Thatcher

Hedgehog gives birth in polling station

New National Curriculum includes Lace Making and Servant Flogging

Obama regrets promising new Game of Thrones book

PRESIDENT Obama made a number of rash, personalised promises to voters, it has emerged.

Dorries fulfills pathetic destiny

Miliband calls for 'living wage' nobody will earn

Texts reveal Cameron rides Clegg like a horse

INTIMATE texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have revealed that the Prime Minister canters around Number 10 on Nick Clegg's back.

Scotland to be offered independence or sugary snack

SCOTLAND'S referendum will offer the country a choice between independence or some delicious confectionery.

Privilege requires poor people too, say experts

PRIVILEGE exists because there are people who are not privileged, it was confirmed last night.

Hunt perfects ‘shit pizza’ technique

HEALTH secretary Jeremy Hunt has developed a new technique for burying catastrophic news with disastrous opinions.