Politics

GOVERNMENT chief whip Andrew Mitchell is a serial abuser of public servants, it has emerged.

LIB DEM leader Nick Clegg has succeeded in believing the sincerity of his own apology.

MITT Romney’s presidential campaign suffered a blow today as footage emerged of him calling for the deportation of relatively short people.

NICK Clegg has apologised for having a moral viewpoint on something.

PRESIDENTIAL hopeful Mitt Romney was constructed from four dead things, it has emerged.

REPUBLICAN candidate Mitt Romney has promised to hunt down and destroy resistance leader John Connor.

A CONFLICT over the quickest way to the supermarket is the latest rift in the ever-weakening coalition.

AN 11-year-old boy who is pretty good at maths and careful with money has been tipped as George Osborne’s replacement.

DAVID Cameron is in floods of tears today after having taken Ecstasy with Boris Johnson at the Olympics closing ceremony.

REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Mitt Romney has concluded a visit to Russia by relieving himself on the casket containing the enbalmed body of Lenin.