Politics

POLICEMEN have admitted they enjoy Typhoo tea, the comedian Jethro and Sweet & Spicy Pot Noodles.

ED Miliband has revealed that he is struggling to keep up with his packed diary of PR blunders.

SCOTLAND to tax its millionaires because they could never find anywhere nicer to live.

TACTICAL voters no longer have any idea who they are meant to be voting for or who they are trying to keep out, they have admitted.

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has begged the Government to just let him take over now because he is too excited to wait any longer.

ED Miliband is now less convincing than a former member of Hear’Say.

BRITAIN is to take the idea of the ‘cashless’ economy a step further by becoming a moneyless economy, George Osborne has announced.

THE brain of Labour leader Ed Miliband is to be transplanted into the body of male model David Gandy.

BRITAIN got two chocolate bars for the price of one following negotiations with a Brussels vending machine, according to George Osborne.

WHO are the men and women hoping to be loathed slightly less than David Cameron?