Politics

SCOTLAND is to relax restrictions on the hunting of anyone who voted 'No'.

ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend.

WALES has voted overwhelmingly to carry on being rude to visitors.

DAVID Cameron has agreed to let Edinburgh and London take turns running the country.

MPs have pledged that voters will never again be given the power to actually change anything.

DAVID Cameron has listed more than 400 Scottish things, including Take The High Road, Finlays Crisps and Runrig, in a final desperate plea for the Union.  

ALEX Salmond has told Ed Miliband to 'button it' after the Labour leader tried to expose his epic scam.

THE prime minister has complained that Cornish surfing is dominated by a clique of wealthy public schoolboys.

UKIP voters have insisted they did not sign up for a party that was going to include politicians who could almost pass for normal.

THE Tory MP who defected to UKIP has asked when he gets his free golliwog.