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THE World Cup 2018 qualifiers have been marred by a nagging awareness that there’s absolutely no point in playing them.

SAM Allardyce has complained to the FA about the lack of chip barms in Slovakia.

ONE in five British workers are on loan to their current job from Chelsea FC, it has emerged.

A PREMIER League chairman has woken up in the boardroom with vague memories of going on a transfer binge late last night.

THE opposition goalkeeper in a Goals five-a-side league match near Manchester looks a lot like Joe Hart, players have reported.

THE MAJORITY of the crowd at the Perth Masters darts tournament have no idea that there is a darts tournament being played, they have confirmed.

INCREDIBLY wealthy nations have surprisingly cleaned up at the Olympics.

ARSENAL getting relegated could be an even more heartwarming football story than Leicester City's triumph last season, it has been claimed.

MEDALS awarded to female Olympics athletes are slightly smaller than the ‘male’ version, it has been confirmed.

CHINA has laughed off Britain’s superior Olympics medal haul with some good-humoured jokes about future global conflicts.