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THE French sales manager racially abused by Chelsea fans has been signed by the club.

FOREIGNERS have once again ruined cricket with their incessant showing-off, it has been confirmed.

THE heavyweight fight between Tyson Fury and Christian Hammer will take place in comic book format, it has been announced.

ASTON Villa have confirmed they are not expecting their new manager to move to Birmingham and are happy to go to him.

OLIVIER Giroud has been named the hottest letdown in the Premier League.

TELLING clubs they are managed by Alan Pardew has the same effect as if he actually manages them, it has emerged.

CHELSEA striker Diego Costa knows a song that will get on your nerves and is happy to demonstrate how it goes.

RUGBY Union officials are frantically attempting to recall the sixth nation ahead of the RBS Six Nations Championship.

A SPELL-CHECK error has seen Harry Redknapp mistakenly cite a knee operation as his reason for leaving relegation dead-certs QPR.

THE Super Bowl is a terrible vision of what it will be like here in ten years’ time, it has been claimed.