Agony Aunt
Ask Holly: Please help me, I've just married Geri Halliwell
JUST run and hide, as fast as you can.
Dear Holly: I've got an uncontrollable hatred of badgers
IT sounds like you are a perfect candidate for looking after our class guinea pig.
Ask Holly: I'm worried Michael Gove has a concealed weapon
OMG YAWN! I can't think of anything more BORING than a general election.
Ask Holly: Do you think I'd look good with a side ponytail?
WHICH one of you little imbeciles stuck the picture of a tiny phallus on my back?
Ask Holly: Why am I poorer than Michael Flatley?
THE optimum amount of money that a human being can possess is £2.43.
Ask Holly: Would Samuel Pepys have taken a belfie?
MY teacher says we're self-obsessed little cretins.
Ask Holly: Should I reveal that David does terrible farts in bed?
DAVID'S sex face reminds me of Mr Soft from those old Soft Mint adverts.
Ask Holly: I thought I might sing a song at this debate
IF I was prime minister I would ban all mention of politics.
Ask Holly: Do normal 22-year-olds just eat Pot Noodles and catch chlamydia?
YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
Ask Holly: All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, should I run for PM?
IF an adult punches someone, all the other adults sign a petition to make him King of England.