Agony Aunt

THERE are three boys in my class called Brooklyn.

HE'S a big ugly man whose name means 'fart'.

YOU need to start doing stupid stuff on a regular basis.

COLOURING in is NOT suitable for adults, and certainly not adults of a fragile state of mind.

WHEN I grow up I'm going to marry Beyonce because my teacher says ladies are allowed to marry other ladies now.

DID you know that there's actually no such person as Peppa Pig?

MY GRANNY post photos of random old lady stuff.

WILL all the internet mums judge me?

OUR teacher is always cracking maths jokes.

I WOULD love to go to a posh girls' school where they wear stupid hats.