Arts & Entertainment
Bake-Off will last as long as the recession, says BBC
THE Great British Bake-Off will last as long as you need it to, the BBC has confirmed.
Hale and Pace to headline Glastonbury
THE Glastonbury festival has revealed Hale and Pace and the Crazy Frog will be next year's headliners, moments after tickets sold out in record time.
Intrepid humans begin incredible journey into telly
BRAVE 'tellynauts' are preparing to travel back in television time.
Advert banned instead of programme
THE advert for Channel Four's My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is offensive, but the programme is not, it has been decided.
Painting of fruit tipped for Turner Prize
FRUIT Bowl by 52-year-old spinster Mary Fisher is the controversial frontrunner for this year's Turner Prize.
David Guetta 'foraging for nuts and berries'
FERAL dance music genius David Guetta has been spotted foraging in a suburban garden.
It's wizards after all! says Rowling
J.K. ROWLING has revealed that her new book is actually called The Wizards of Poggly Boggle, and is not boring.