Celebrity

PIERS Morgan will continue his glittering career by sitting in his shed, interviewing volleyballs with faces painted on them

SURFING experts have condemned Beyoncé's technique of grinding her crotch against her surfboard.

THE Duchess of Cambridge has borrowed a diamond necklace from the Queen to have it priced up at the pawnbrokers.

BRITONS are concerned they have woken up in an alternate dimension after seeing crowds cheering Jim Davidson.

PULP Fiction director Quentin Tarantino is suing himself for writing a screenplay clearly derivative of his earlier work.

THE Queen is to offer bed and breakfast accommodation so that she can continue living in Buckingham Palace.

THE Prince of Wales is being exposed to the working classes twice daily to bolster his immune system before he takes the throne.

FORMER England rugby captain Mike Tindall has strengthened his bid to seize the throne from Queen Elizabeth.

THE world's moviegoers are debating when they'll decide they can no longer stand actress Jennifer Lawrence.

THE one-year-old heir to the British throne has started his first term at Gordonstoun preparatory school.