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Thatcher wigs sell out across UK
ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.
Straight men challenged to actually have sex with Ryan Gosling
HETEROSEXUAL men who claim to fancy Ryan Gosling are being offered sex with him.
BBC coverage of Thatcher’s funeral pre-emptively slammed
THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.
Gwyneth really excited about crack
GWYNETH Paltrow's latest fad is homemade crack cocaine.
I wasn't stuck in anything, says Cameron sheep
A SHEEP has claimed that David Cameron was doing something other than rescuing it.
Duchess of Cambridge ‘usually mashed’
THE Duchess of Cambridge gets through tedious public engagements with a cocktail of illegal drugs, it has emerged.