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A FLY is somehow trapped in the living room of a house despite being guided towards an open patio door.

THE UK has woken up to yet another glorious, sunny, complete waste of decent weather because it is a Monday. 

THE spider who lives in your house is moving somewhere nicer, he has confirmed.

A VILLAGE-BASED hipster ignores his nearer and larger Londis because it has ‘sold out’, he confirmed.

PEOPLE who live in Scotland have stressed, once again, that the UK is experiencing a partial heatwave.

FISH have spoken out against the widely-held supposition that they are weird. 

AN ADORABLE cat turns into a sadistic psychopath the second she leaves the house, it has been revealed.

A CAT and a mouse are engaged in what can only be described as a lethal game of cat and mouse.

SIGHTINGS of a fairly big cat have been reported by local residents in Somerset.

THE UK has told spring that it is nice to see it but after its betrayals they can never truly love it again.