Environment

A FAT bastard of a pigeon has announced that he will continue to be a prick to other, smaller pigeons.

ARCHAEOLOGISTS believe that Bronze Age families lived much like the middle class of today, with lots of wooden stuff and artisanal pottery.

A DEAD starfish has washed up on a Norfolk beach, where it is being carried around by a dog.

THE prime minister has grudgingly agreed to visit flood victims for one final time, it has emerged.

RESIDENTS of Wales are not particularly alarmed at the prospect of heavy rain, it has emerged.

THE snow which has hit Scotland, the North and parts of the Midlands could affect areas that matter, forecasters have warned.

NEIGHBOURS have confirmed the recent drop in temperature during a top level over-the-fence meeting.

THE residents of a Bronze Age village were bitterly opposed to Iron Age migrants from Europe, archaeologists have found.

BRITAIN has demanded the right to sleep through the winter like a hedgehog.

A CAT is certain that its owners will appreciate having a mauled bird brought into their house.