Environment

A BRAVE dog has prevented its owner from talking to a possible romantic partner.

THE volume of drawings created by children will bury Britain by 2028 unless urgent action is taken, environmentalists have warned.

A DADDY long legs trapped in a bath has admitted the situation is far from ideal.

MOST Audi cars have a knobhead fitted in the driver’s seat, it has emerged.

A TERRIER humping a stranger’s shin has described how his mind is telling him no but his body’s telling him yes.

A CAT owner is convinced that her pet is unique.

ELEVEN million VW drivers have been recalled to the factory to be fitted with scepticism about man-made global warming.

THE end of sunny weather has liberated millions of Britons from having to pretend they are in a good mood.

A WEATHER forecaster has admitted he is just wasting his time right now.

THE koala that chased a female quad biker believes it is possible to be simultaneously adorable and sexually aroused.