Environment
Cats head straight to cat pub
GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.
UK shale gas could last as long as a spaniel
THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.
Moths struggling with light addiction
LIGHT addiction is leaving thousands of moths unable live normal lives.
Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told
A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.
Sweatiness out of control
BRITONS are sweating like pigs as the weather refuses to make up its mind.
Spring thinks it's too late to start now
SPRING will bypass the UK this year after deciding that to arrive so late would be unbearably awkward.
Will snow lead to better crime dramas?
FREEZING Britons expect the newly-Arctic UK to lead to a spate of compelling crime-based television.